WARNING - contains adult material
   
Welcome to a top porn site!!!
 
What sort of a dick are you? You really believed all that didn't you. Well I though it would attract some peoples attention. This site does contain foul text in a way but that's for fun so if you're easily offended PHUCK OFF and don't cum here again! It doesn't however contain any pics of XXX or anything related, yet. Those of you who thought this was a porn site - P**S off (that even applies to antiques in the library). Check out these pics from a special source, it made me cough up when laughing. The goatgirl pic reminds me of one of the antiques in the library aswell as that gay boy who emailed me telling me to stop mailing his mates' girlfriend - she likes me!!!.













 
My Top God knows whatever...
TOP ?? SONGS (not in favourite order):
PET SHOP BOYS - Heart; BELINDA CARLISLE - Leave A Light On; ERASURE - A Little Respect; BOY MEETS GIRL - Waiting For A Star To Fall; TALK TALK - It's My Life; TIFFANY - I Think We're Alone Now, 4 NON BLONDES - What's Up; MADONNA - True Blue; LIVING IN A BOX - Blow The House Down; ELECTRONIC - Getting Away With It; DEPECHE MODE - Enjoy The Silence; PET SHOP BOYS - It's A Sin; TRANSVISION VAMP - Baby I Don't Care; QUEEN - The Show Must Go On; WHITNEY HOUSTON - I Wanna Dance With Somebody...; ERASURE - Love To Hate; BACHELOR GIRL - Buses & Trains; BRYAN ADAMS - Please Forgive Me; JANE WIEDLIN - Rush Hour; A-HA - Take On Me; CULTURE CLUB - Karma Chameleon; THE CORRS - Dreams; FLEETWOOD MAC - Go Your Own Way; CULTURE BEAT - Mr Vain; SOPHIE B. HAWKINS - Right Beside You; KIM WILDE - You Came; PET SHOP BOYS - West End Girls; more to come...




 
This is what I like and dislike
So you're interested are you? I enjoy retro music, especially 80's like ERASURE, PETSHOPBOYS, MADONNA, QUEEN, BRYAN ADAMS, etc... I'm a collector of all that stuff but I don't spend rediculous dosh on all that. I look for bargains cos I'm the man. I've grown out of video games now, they're a thing of the past. Does anyone out there enjoy watching soaps like Emmerdale and little heard of Sunset Beach which is so S**T you just have to watch it. It's the dogs bollocks, I'm telling you. I like playing football - not soccer which some W*****S call it. I have a taste in certain women, who wouldn't enjoy lemons eh? Sad tits. Highlander starring Adrian Paul is cool whacking heads off people, better then XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS which is cack. I've been offered to star in a porn movie but had to turn it down due to commitment to my education. I'm not keen on Karate - it's for pussies. Kungfu is what you should be learning as a martial art. I used to be a Manchester United fan once, but got bored of them as they were glory grabbers. Chelsea are my favourite footy team at the moment. Club/Rave music is W**K. Those who are interested mail me for a **** - I'm sure the ladies wouldn't mind. In fact mail me on whatever sh1t you want to sh1t about. Did I mention that I hate my brother? He is (only joking - or is it true). I also hate the college staff (the library that is). How do you like the pictures on my page? The most unhuman of these were given to me.












 
Favourite links
 

My Masters Site
Join the kungfu club


PSB - top site
Pet Shop Boys info, links, etc


Screensavers
Screensavers download

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